funny story in the trees

you know how annoying it is to hit a bad shot and have it land in the rough and stop in front of a tree giving you only about a foot of space to swing to get your ball out ??

i do, because my golf has been very 'natural' the past two weeks. when i say natural i mean getting close to nature ie. the trees, bushes, water.

well just the other day i was in one such situation on an index one par four. a really long hole and i had to punch my ball out. obviously i wanted it to go as far as possible so i decided to bring my club as far back as possible without hitting the tree and stop there to muster up as much energy as i could to come and punch the ball out.

as i was building up energy in my body and trying to direct it at the ball, i let out a loud fart as i was about to contact the ball. sort of like when you're in the toilet and trying to force shit out and let out gas instead.
anyway, the ball ended up where i wanted it to and i got a good laugh at myself in the trees at the same time. win-win situation. good thing no one was around to hear me heehee